The Onion is a newspaper of parody and satire, published weekly in print and on the Internet. Its articles comment on current events, both real and imagined. It parodies traditional newspaper features and styles. The paper often reports on minor events in a sensationalistic manner. Obsession with fame and celebrity are frequently satirized.
In the 22 June 2005 edition http://www.theonion.com/2056-06-22/ the site had news from the year 2056, featuring stories including the possibility of a female dolphin for president.
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NanoDocs: the Nanomedicine Revolution
The NanoDocs section of the RYT web site allows patients
to monitor their status in real-time via
nanotech robots, or NanoDocs, which live and travel
within their blood and tissue. The NanoDocs can also
provide clinical treatment by administering genetic
therapies via specific gene vectors, attacking bacteria
and viruses, or physically removing plaque from arterial
walls.
The GenoChoice Institute
The GenoChoice web site allows visitors to scan in their
own genetic information online and determine the gene-related
predisposition of their progeny. Once a sequence is
finalized and an order is placed, e-mail updates on
the users' fetus and surrogate host mother are sent
every week until the birth of their child.
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