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ZapFuture ~ View topic - Surprise
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<  Fun Playground and Jokes  ~  Surprise
HEMETIS
PostPosted: Thu May 12, 2005 2:33 am  Reply with quote
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It was Christmas time, and the retarded husband wished if he could give his retarded wife a big surprise.
When she opened her gift she found some serious papers of divorce.
Indeed she was surprised, so she kissed her husband and accepted his gift ever so happily.
Then, he was surprised in return.
And they lived separated and happily divorced ever after.
(N. B. Do not try this stunt on your wives.) Very Happy
(After-thought: Or perhaps you should.) Twisted Evil

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